Directions: Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. PADDY:- Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken. OPERATOR:- What is your location sir? PADDY:- Outside number 28 Eucalyptus street. OPERATOR:- How do you spell that, sir? Silence!! Heavy breathing and after a minute OPERATOR:- Are you there sir? Mire heavy breathing and another minute later- OPERATOR:- Sir, can you hear me? This goes on for another few minutes. OPERATOR:- Sir please answer me. Can you still hear me? PADDY:- Yes, sorry 'bout dat, I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to No 3 Oak street.
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PADDY:- Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
OPERATOR:- What is your location sir?
PADDY:- Outside number 28 Eucalyptus street.
OPERATOR:- How do you spell that, sir?
Silence!! Heavy breathing and after a minute
OPERATOR:- Are you there sir?
Mire heavy breathing and another minute later-
OPERATOR:- Sir, can you hear me?
This goes on for another few minutes.
OPERATOR:- Sir please answer me. Can you still hear me?
PADDY:- Yes, sorry 'bout dat, I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to No 3 Oak street.